Monday, May 3, 2010

5/3 - Ants, Apples, and also Smells

  1. I believe in atmospheric cookie dough.
  2. If I put pictures of certain body parts online, someone may diagnose me with a disease I don't want to know I have.
  3. Sometimes after a workout, I smell like cinnamon apples. Probably from so many years of freebasing Cinnabon. No idea about the apples.
  4. There are no mirrors in the forest because the ants and spiders would give themselves the bugouts.
  5. Luche Libre masks give you special powers, the downside is the smell on the inside of them.
  6. Gumball eyes are only a good idea in theory, in practice the reality is gruesome and ineffective.

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