That Which Holds Us Together and Seperates Us

1. Nothing good can come from anything that smells like glue, but isn't strictly glue.
2. In the Land of Constant Sorrow, they serve powdered eggs for breakfast, you have to exercise long enough to ache but not long enough to see benefits, and there is no ibuprofen.
3. At the intersection of line art, linear equations, line dancing, and line following robots is cool bar that serves 1000 whiskeys straight-up and will be the epicenter of the techno-Armageddon.
4. Say what you want about the solemnity of weddings, but a kid in a tux and in converse tennis shoes makes for great pictures.
5. Skateboarding is NOT a crime; it is just one way of getting kids active and out of the house.
6. People will tire of "The Package" and the return of Talent will invigorate music and balance The Force.