Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Open Up, Bottoms Up, Fired Up, Man Up, Ground Up, Look Up

  1. When I close my eyes to sleep, reality becomes fluid and only when I open my eyes again does it again become solid.
  2. Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round.
  3. Having a gun doesn't make you right, nor does it make you wrong. It only indicates what you are prepared to do no matter which of them you end up to be.
  4. When you picket or protest at a funeral, whatever God you believe in is looking down on you and at that moment will turn away in disgust. In other words, you are going to the bad place. Even if there isn't one - somebody is building a hot burny place right now.
  5. The only time it is appropriate to use the word "process" with regards to a human being is when you are making sausage out of them.
  6. The only difference between a mountain and a molehill is perspective.

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