Eternal Struggles, Food for Muggles, and Space Shuttles

1. It's never really about Light versus Dark, it's always about Progress versus Regress.
2. A flag is never as important as what it stands for. One is worth dying for and one is not.
3. No matter how you define it, there is nothing wrong and everything right with "Hot Pockets".
4. Since my position is nearly absolute (especially after 7pm on a weekday: Couch) then it is unreasonable to know my momentum, with any degree of certainty or accuracy.
5. When I hear people talk I am often completely distracted imagining them filled with "Ingredient S".
6. When Billy Bob and his Boys track the global killer en route to Earth, the only solution will be to divulge the existence of the secret space shuttle... now that Atlantis has been grounded.