Thursday, May 13, 2010

The When and Where of Things, maybe even the Whats

  1. Any time of day, somewhere in the world, it is Hammertime.
  2. A group of database queries are called an Interrogation of queries. A group of data transformations, complex actions that can essentially edit the underlying language in arbitrary ways, is called a Waterboard of transformations.
  3. In the morning, out of the corner of my eye, I can see the dreamscape fading with the sunrise.
  4. Thunder is the sound of unicorns stampeding across the sky, but lightning is just an atmospheric discharge of electricity.
  5. All dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
  6. There is a black hole in every galaxy and it serves as the cosmic privy.

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