Highways, Healthwise, and Falling Pants

1. A single shoe on the highway is always an indication of a recent tragedy.
2. No one should smoke, but everybody should occasionally smoulder.
3. The era of thongs and low-rise jeans signal the unfortunate end to the time honored tradition of pantsing. (Because, I mean, what's the point?)
4. "Clickjacking" sounds like fun.
5. I'm afraid of what it smells like under my ring.
6. If it seems unhealthy, it is. If it seems healthy, it probably isn't.