Hands-Free Living and the Stink of Success

1. A rectal prolapse is nothing to laugh at. Actually, as long as it isn't yours it really is something to laugh at.
2. Only things not fit for human consumption should be candidates for total automation. e.g. Jack in the Box Robotic Food Prep, animating Disney straight-to-video sequels, modern country music production, as well as, state and federal government.
3. The all-terrain cleaning robot is past due.
4. Nothing should ever smell good and taste bad, coffee and popcorn I am looking at you.
5. It is more interesting to find out the nature of what is missing than the nature of what is here.
6. Politics at the speed of light is just flickering images of charismatic speakers.