Beauty Isn't Skin Deep, Shhhhhh. Now Help Me With This... Really.

1. A cannibal society's unique concept of beauty yields wonderfully odd compliments, "Your facemeat appears delicious."
2. A whisper isn't a secret but a promise of one.
3. It is Birthday Season. (When isn't it?)
4. I hope taking The High Road isn't hard on The Shins.
5. My proclivity for apodyopsis ends with buttons.
6. Reality is becoming more unrealistic everyday.