Gettin' Inside Your Headmeat and Your Hindmeat

1. Growing up, my best friend was attractive, smart, and preternaturally charming - the hero - that only left me to be the sidekick or the villain in his story. Be the Hero of your own story.
2. It is not always art.
3. With consciousness comes contretemps.
4. Groove is NOT in the heart; it is located in the lumbar/gluteus area.
5. Every child, every year they are in school, should be tasked with a project to think of a creative way to make the world better.
6. You can't be happy with clenched fists.