4/27 - On Diet and Exercise

1. If adding exercise is the prescription then the cure is worse than the disease.
2. There will never be a butter substitute.
3. That vein in your head that pops out when you lift weights is just the avenue your brain is taking trying to escape the boredom.
4. I love the perfume you are wearing... oh, it's just a cinnamon roll? Can I get another whiff?
5. When you are watching a spy thriller set in Paris and you are more concerned with the precariously placed Croque-en-Bouche than the brilliantly choreographed fight scene, you're hungry so go have a snack.
6. Even if your diet allows you to have as much of a condiment you want, you should know that nougat is not a condiment.