4/2 - 6 impossible things I believed before breakfast

1. People with the gift of prophecy experience time in reverse.
2. Adding "The" before someone's first name makes them feel more special. "I am playing with The Jubilee." "Have you seen The Sally?" "Nobody messes with The Jesus."
3. A fully realized explanation of The Mpemba Effect may save the ice caps but will certainly revolutionize the ice cream sciences.
4. I still believe in underwater homes and complexes in my lifetime.
5. Unicorn meat tastes an awful lot like Narwhal steaks.
6. Using Magic is an ability to alter the perception of reality or understanding. Real artists are true magicians.