Monday, April 26, 2010

4/26 - Fixing the World Edition

  1. No profound solution was ever devised at 5:45 AM
  2. If evil aliens ever do show up to enslave the Earth, I believe "The Doctor" will appear and snark us to safety.
  3. Pancakes could solve at least 30% of the world's ills.
  4. The solution to the transportation problem in this country is "Mustache Rides".
  5. A 30 minute walk does more good than the harm done by what's delivered in 30 minutes or less.
  6. Only by encouraging kids to be creative will the future get any better.

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