Thursday, April 1, 2010

4/1 - 6 impossible things I believed before breakfast

  1. In the nutritive arts, fresh air and kindness will fill in where diet and exercise fall short.
  2. A well oiled body part is more comforting than previously observed.
  3. Periodical publishing will be saved by printing artwork, designs, and writing that people will want to own and display in their homes.
  4. A kiss is always fraught with subtext, always.
  5. Whosoever is number one on the charts, forthwith shall be number one in our hearts, in accordance with the prophecy.
  6. One day researchers will find the medicinal use for bacon.

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