Friday, April 16, 2010

4/16 - 6 impossible things I believed before breakfast

  1. Violence is a disease, and it is spreading.
  2. Marshmallows are a vegetable.
  3. A lateral lisp makes everything funnier.
  4. Vinyl will one day be a trade-able commodity on the stock exchange.
  5. In basketball, a terrible shot is called a Potsie Weber. Collectors of photographs of terrible basketball shots are called a Paparpotsies.
  6. ChicharrĂ³n is a state of rind.

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