Thursday, March 25, 2010

3/25 - 6 impossible things I believed before breakfast

  1. Confidence is wasted on the invincible.
  2. No superhero's secret identity would ever wear Crocs.
  3. There's Spanish gold hidden in the swamp.
  4. All the world's conflicts could be helped along with a burrito and an orgasm. Opposing forces need not share them, just partake.
  5. I'd have better luck swatting flies if I had a cow tail.
  6. It's not the science of the the movie "Somewhere in Time" that I find unbelievable because I find it sound. It is the love story that I cannot believe.

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