Tuesday, March 23, 2010

3/23- 6 impossible things I believed before breakfast

  1. Any person with which you currently have issues and with enough effort, time, attention, and TLC can be made to taste delicious when salt cured and smoked. Sorry, no vegetarian alternatives are available.
  2. Delicious garlic breadsticks never made anything worse.
  3. Pain is the true measure of being alive, taking risks, and learning to do things the wrong way first.
  4. One day we will control our cars with our minds which will make for a funny morning rush hour for people who put on make-up or shave on the way to work.
  5. A follicle is only the chance of a hair, not a promise.
  6. Like baby dragons, all kittens are cute but grow up to be evil creatures. It's just their nature.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Regarding #1 - Vegetarians would probably taste terrible however.