Friday, September 9, 2011

Your Favorite Band Sucks and So Does Everything Else

  1. If the best example of your genre sucks then your genre sucks.
  2. Absinthe makes the heart grow ♫flarnderrrrrrrr®®®®§‰¢♫
  3. Apparently mouth ulcers and external haemorrhoids can be treated with, wait for it... teabagging.
  4. Art is not a crime... yet.
  5. All things considered, I'll have a Fizzy Lifting Drink with a twist of lime.
  6. What wouldMöbius Strip Club be like? I suspect you get a lot for your dollar.

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