Your Favorite Band Sucks and So Does Everything Else

1. If the best example of your genre sucks then your genre sucks.
2. Absinthe makes the heart grow ♫flarnderrrrrrrr®®®®§‰¢♫
3. Apparently mouth ulcers and external haemorrhoids can be treated with, wait for it... teabagging.
4. Art is not a crime... yet.
5. All things considered, I'll have a Fizzy Lifting Drink with a twist of lime.
6. What would a Möbius Strip Club be like? I suspect you get a lot for your dollar.