Thursday, September 1, 2011

Not Every Day is a Gem

  1. I inadvertently changed the dial on my electric razor from Sensitive to Sexy.
  2. If I could star in my own cop show I'd call it Manhammer.
  3. I'm not sure why Roger gets the credit, but you're all getting a good Rogering for your birthdays.
  4. The fastest way to a man's heart is a railroad spike.
  5. Wearing a costume doesn't make you mysterious, it makes you awesome.
  6. You can leave your shoes on, but the hat has to go.

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