Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Ineffective Foodie Sexual Euphemisms, and Pick-up Lines

  1. I'm going to slap my bacon under your tomato and on top of your lettuce.
  2. Let me separate your egg whites.
  3. Pour your hot mixture of soybean oil, artificial flavoring, beta carotene for color, and preservatives laced with Diacetyl  all over my popcorn, baby.
  4. Let me show you on the doll where I want you to touch me.
  5. Do you have any aspirin? I don't think Tylenol is doing anything for this throbbing.
  6. Do these Khakis make my balls look big?

No comments: