1. I want to live
a life such that when I die they bronze my guardian angel's wings and retire his halo.
2. To be Kosher,
the meat must come from something that chews cud AND has a cloven hoof.
Soooooooo, an evil vegetarian is Kosher? Sweeeeeeeet.
2a. What's the
difference between an Evil Vegetarian and a Vegetarian Evil? One is a scrawny cloven hoofed malcontent; the other is a scourge of meatlessness.
3. When the
inevitable nude photos of me are leaked, you all will be clamoring for legal restitution and not me.
5. I would very
much like to win the lottery, quit work, and make art. Necessarily all of them,
but not necessarily in that order.
6. The C student is
just a D student with a nice rack.
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