Thinking about Sugar...

1. Anything in black and white expires too quickly.
2. It doesn't matter how much you a love a thing, it will still be taken from you. What matters is that the universe knows how much that thing was loved, which give it weight and importance, and pays a little more respect with its passing.
3. Calling the Human Resources representative "Sugar Tits" is ill-advised (and ill received), especially when she's a dude.
4. In a time when so many people want to be American citizens but their only option is to be illegally here, I think it's time for people who don't want to fulfill their civic duty to get kicked out and make room.
5. People's Pain has a higher profit margin than people's Joy, assuming that Joy is not Lust.
6. Being a vampire is not a metaphor for anything. Pretending to be one is, however, the only way your average creepy guy gets chicks.