Ryan's Traditional Cranberry Sauce Recipe
Step 1. Open can.
Step 2. Slide out the purple gelatinous cylinder.
Step 3. Slice along can indentations.
Step 4. Serve on festive McDonalds plate
Step 5. Place in corner and pretend nobody is going to eat it.
Step 6. Marvel at how many people are subconsciously drawn to its jiggly tartness.