Thursday, November 24, 2011

Thanksgiving Tradition

Ryan's Traditional Cranberry Sauce Recipe

Step 1. Open can.
Step 2. Slide out the purple gelatinous cylinder.

Step 3. Slice along can indentations.
Step 4. Serve on festive McDonalds plate

Step 5. Place in corner and pretend nobody is going to eat it.
Step 6. Marvel at how many people are subconsciously drawn to its jiggly tartness.

2 comments:

Saundra said...

I am a giant Thanksgiving whore for jellied cranberry sauce.

Dr. Strange said...

Good thing you got 7 1/2 pounds of it! Live life on the wild side!