Wednesday, February 9, 2011

My thought bubbles for one day.

  • I hate when you're at the stand-up and then you realize it's a sit down affair.
  • If your husband thinks you have a great personality, I really don't want to meet him.
  • In a world where language is communicated by smells, Taco Tuesday always ends in a fight.
  • If internet spam is any indication, can there really be such a penis problem in the United States?
  • I would really like to be more eco-friendly but I'm not paying $90 for a light bulb unless it is a Full-Release Light Bulb.
  • I don't care if you hang it overhand or underhand but when you squish the TP roll so it doesn't turn? Next time you'll get the brownfinger.
  • I really need a soundtrack and a laff-track for my life.

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