Harry Potter in Summary.

Harry Potter is a young boy kept under the stairs of his uncle's home like a Vietnamese sex slave who escapes into a world of magic where he is special and the scar on his head is a trophy and not a mark of abuse. Where he rides a broom and there are giants flying on motorcycles, magic wand fights, and things called horcruxes... come to think of it the general plot of Harry Potter sounds like watching that episode of Diff'rent Strokes with Dudley and the Bike Shop while on an ether binge.