Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Not Really Impossible as Much as Random.

  1. The most polite way to say it is that my sandwich is "undertasty"
  2. Things are never as they seem, they're rarely as they should be, but if you reach down deep they are almost always the way they feel.
  3. The smell of fear changes by context, today it the acrid odor of flopsweat and recycled peanuts.
  4. I'm a hard headed man who is brutally handsome looking for a lady who is terminally pretty.
  5. On Pantsless Saturdays, is it socially acceptable to wear suspenders on your underwear?
  6. If you have seen proof of the existence of Evil, are you obligated to believe in the existence of its opposite?

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