4/16 - 6 impossible things I believed before breakfast

1. Violence is a disease, and it is spreading.
2. Marshmallows are a vegetable.
3. A lateral lisp makes everything funnier.
4. Vinyl will one day be a trade-able commodity on the stock exchange.
5. In basketball, a terrible shot is called a Potsie Weber. Collectors of photographs of terrible basketball shots are called a Paparpotsies.
6. Chicharrón is a state of rind.