4/14 - 6 impossible things I believed before breakfast

1. The era of Whitesploitation films is upon us.
2. Jazz is the ability to live between the notes.
3. Pushmi-pullyus exist but they are all female.
4. Paleovirology will prove, once and for all, that we are descended from aliens.
5. The extinction of the Tumbleweed is due to its disappearing natural habitat: The Ghost Town.
6. The English System of Measures will never be obsolete as long as the Ten Gallon Hat refuses to go Metric.