Touching Time Technology and Tokyo

1. There's only so many times you can say you're brushing crumbs off your lap before they call HR.
2. Maybe the Last Man on Earth, the one fighting so hard against the zombies, is the last man they're waiting for in Heaven.
3. A vivid memory is the best way to time travel, until we figure out how to reverse engineer the TARDIS.
4. Feeling down? I have a pretty glorious imagination so look in the mirror with my brain.
5. In this ever-changing, ever-evolving time in which we live with instant messages, emails, and videos-on-demand you can consider my interest in whatever you are babbling about as virtual.
6. A "monster" is just a nuclear spawned friend that you don't understand why they are stepping on all the buildings and the people and the cars and igniting the city with its heat vision.