D-Grab D-Bag

1. Bad Conversation Starter: When standing next to a guy at a urinal, peek over the divider and say "Hey, we match!"
2. Get busy procastinatin'!
3. You call it a puppet show, I call it a felty fisting.
4. To address George Berkeley, there is no sound when you're not here.
5. It is 2011, where is my freaking shoe phone?
6. The opposite of voyeurism is not exhibitionism, but what is it?