A Stroke, The Clap, Being Fat... Plus Cupcakes.

1. I am totally up for the down stroke. (everybody get up!)
2. Spanging is a horribly liberating profession.
3. Applause is a form of kinetic energy that is transferred to a performer.
4. Husky was never a less painful way to say "Fat".
5. A cupcake is not a tiny cake; it has its own rules, physics, and personality.
6. On some Mondays I can't pass the Turing Test.