Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Stuff that goes in the Body and stuff you put the Body in.

  1. I believe there are underused words that deserve a comeback: dandy, jism, and penultimate.
  2. I want a pet Golliwog, but only if it's not racist.
  3. The appropriate base for a Vorpal sword is a baculum from the Mysticeti
  4. Once we find the optimum body shape, then losing weight should just make us more diminutive but maintain the same proportions.
  5. When I start my cult there will be snacks, but no Kool-Aid.
  6. When a fairy godmother uses a watermelon for a coach, there's more leg-room than the traditional pumpkin coach.

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