- I'm going to slap my bacon under your tomato and on top of your lettuce.
- Let me separate your egg whites.
- Pour your hot mixture of soybean oil, artificial flavoring, beta carotene for color, and preservatives laced with Diacetyl all over my popcorn, baby.
- Let me show you on the doll where I want you to touch me.
- Do you have any aspirin? I don't think Tylenol is doing anything for this throbbing.
- Do these Khakis make my balls look big?
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Ineffective Foodie Sexual Euphemisms, and Pick-up Lines
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