The Old In/Out

1. Porn is like Tums. It's not like you don't love the delicious food anymore, and you certainly aren't going to stop eating it, but you just need to relieve a little pressure.
2. How about I jam my digital into your analog input?
3. One advantage of wearing your underwear backwards is that the flaperature has an alternative use.
4. Let's put our bags together and do some fat lines of woman.
5. When I win the lottery, I'm turning my house into a Wunderkammer
6. All that separates Them from Us is thinking there is a Them.