Half Past the Monkeys A$$, a Quarter to His...

1. A stopped clock is right twice a day, a clock running slow is never right. (I'm sure there's wisdom in that somewhere.)
2. Half-ass is still twice as good as the work of the no-ass man.
3. Barista is the new title of Cuban generals under Castro.
4. Evolution is not a theory, anymore, it is a fact. The Scientific Law of Evolution. Time to rewrite the science books (Texas I'm looking at you).
5. One day in the far flung future, all epithets will be techno-centric.
6. The value of currency is theoretically arbitrary until you're overdrawn on your checking account.